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  • Slime by John Halkin
  • John Halkin
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  • 14 August 2020
  • 9780099338406

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Review ↠ Slime by John Halkin 100 Free download ↠ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ´ John Halkin John Halkin ´ 0 Read Lves lovingly to their victims' bodies Then stingingparalysingfeeding Nothing can stop them not even on dry land Thousands surge over the beachesfight their way inland up creeks and riversleaving behind their telltale s. Definitely not a pulitzer prize winning novel but s fun 1950 s style creature horror story Great fun

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Review ↠ Slime by John Halkin 100 Free download ↠ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ´ John Halkin John Halkin ´ 0 Read A boy accidentally fallen overboarda child in a paddling poolan old man taking a daily swimThese are their first preyThey arrive originally in ones and twos deadly jellyfish eager to feast on human fleshAttaching themse. There was an idyllic time when I enjoyed nothing than skulking about the local video store Video Villa with my pal The Gak and searching for the most preposterous and obscure crap we could get our hands on We can call these the formative years of whatever degree of indie phase I might have gone through where nothing seemed so cool as to denounce someone s film acumen mockingly with a showstopping dis like You haven t seen Street Trashpshaw In retrospect this was probably why nobody liked me Well fck them During these excursions we d rent anything that we d never heard of the cheesier the better even purveyors of pure trash like TNT or USA wouldn t touch these films with a ten foot pole As anyone who has tried asserting their own individual tastes in this manner can attest about 95% of everything that we checked out was complete garbage The gems in the rough however a completely different story films that truly destroy all opposition and lay down the law kicking ass and remaining films I either still cherish to this day and would pay at least 20 bucks for a copy of Can you really ever go wrong with Rebel High Arena Split Dolls Street Trash or Story of Ricky An enthusiastic Hell no is the correct answer It was during this time that outcast publisher Zebra and I crossed paths For anyone out there who has ever partaken in the luxury of killing off a pack of smokes and a twelve pack while reading completely disposable literary trash in the vein of the Zebra releases or watching some obscure for good reason film by AIP Studios well my friend get your ass to com and throw Slime at the top of your wish list and pray someone is selling a used copy This is not to say that Slime is awesome That is certainly not the case One look at the cover and you know you re dealing with something scraped grudgingly from the bottom of the barrel over at Guild Press Who the hell has heard of Guild Press I can tell you exactly how the copy I own ended up at the local resale shop however some bumbling nimrod like myself saw this fantastic cover and read the tagline Turn on the faucetand die of terror and was instantly sold Hell the cover is so unbelievably cheesy I doubt they took the time to read that juicy sales slogan There isn t even any acknowledgement as to who created this timeless piece of art on the cover it was probably drawn late at night in the height of a toluene binge by the same Guild Press employee that decided to make the first three pages practically identical blank with only the title Slime in that slimydripping looking font from the cover Slime doesn t deliver and it doesn t need to The story has almost noting to do with slime and there is exactly one reference to anything coming out of a faucet So what the hell can it possibly be about Check it killer jellyfish Not just fatal through toxins injected via tentacles but attacking in packs with a herd hunting mentality communicating and aggressively stalking prey You really can t go wrong especially if you use the word jellyfishitish That s right To be like jellyfish hit Jellyfishitish As far as I know I created this word about ten years ago and use it sparingly lest it become public knowledge and transform into the next great hip buzzword You like Street Trash you own some Zebra books you also claim to have spawned brilliance like jellyfishitish hit me up we ll trade numbers and hang the hell out So a few flimsy and doomed characters are introduced as fodder to present the crisis at hand a bunch of jobbers getting iced by the jellyfish who employ a combination attack of paralyzing their prey and then creeping over their face and devouring it The hero of the story comes out of the woodwork Tim Ewing a thinly veiled representation of the author and the man he aspires to be Tim is allegedly a great actor able to play any role in any work ever written but ends up selling out to play a globe trotting action hero on some crappy television show Author John Halkin probably spent his years longing to pen the next work of lasting and unforgettable literature to be lauded through the ages and ended up with the disgrace of having his name emblazoned on a trashy paperback relegated to 50 cent bins at resale shops in Niles Illinois Very similar in nature selling short of the great dream to become a magnate of drivel differing only in their levels of success and acclaim the author receiving none and his dreamy self image having it heaped on by the dump truckload also Tim Ewing the embattled actor who plays a pivotal role in thwarting the marine menace also lays the wood to almost every female in the story and I assume Halkin spends many lonely nights weeping into his cold pillows after dropping some uaaludes So after shooting the newest groundbreaking episode of his tv show on the Welch coast the book takes place entirely in something called Great Britain an extra in the scene that sucker punched Mr Ewing earlier ends up the next victim of a rogue jellyfish and while saving this guy s ass Tim also sustains a grievous wound by tentacle In the confusing aftermath the other central characters are introduced Jane a tease and a bitch who holds a job as a tabloid reporter getting the scoop on our lovable hero who happens to have a marine biologist sister with a hard on for jellyfish Jacui the new director of the tv show who the cast and crew have yet to warm up to Dorothea the director s assistant who ends up going to bed with Ewing in perhaps the most random and spontaneous few pages which some editor obviously missed and Sue the other half in Tim s tumultuous marriage who has been preparing to drop the bomb that she s filing for divorce while shacked up with another man At first the increasing number of jellyfish attacks are treated as silly little items in the media but soon it becomes obvious that this there s no cessation in the trend and soon whole schools of the jellyfish are awash on the shores coordinating attacks suckering people attacking entire boat crews going totally apeshit Seeing as Tim has firsthand knowledge of these hostile creatures and he s already a media star in some supposed realm called the UK he becomes the poster child for the network s coverage with Jacui resuming her previous role as a director of documentaries A few one off icings occur sporadically but the story stays the course leading to the ultimate confrontation The Army Vs The Jellyfish Horde Suish the Fish The fact that the British army actually has difficulties in suppressing an assault from barely sentient globs of auatic hit helps explain how a fledgling nation like the US won its independence from such practiced bunglers In all honesty the payoffs are few the sex scenes hinge entirely on women having finely sculpted breasts the death by jellyfish seuences are routine and unmoving and the annoyance of spellings such as colour and tyres is enough to make one scream but while the book may not be anything I m looking for in a gold leaf edition it is not jellyfishitish Not by a longshot

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Review ↠ Slime by John Halkin 100 Free download ↠ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ´ John Halkin John Halkin ´ 0 Read Mears of luminescant slimeBut the final horror starts when they begin to breed For now their young appear in reservoirs and storage tanksslipping through drainpipes and water taps And humankind faces ghoulish extinction. Slime started out promisingly with loads of action and grisly death scenes but the middle of the book becomes a bit bogged down by what only feels like filler It lost me a bit as a result although the hospital ward climax reinvigorated my interest It s excessively long at 252 pages and it has these annoying odd chapter breaks Some chapters are a page or less while others drone on for 30 pages Pacing as a result was a bit uneven The most disappointing aspect is that the front cover and back cover teases the idea of these creatures invading faucets and causing all kinds of mayhem through such a terrorizing concept However it turns out that that only plays a VERY SMALL role in the book and it happens near the end and is left largely unexplored Therefore the switch and bait does Slime absolutely no flavors Don t get me wrong I enjoyed it enough to rate it 3 stars out of 5 but the cover and premise seemed to hold high promise again as far as these trashy pulp horror books are concerned that in my opinion was barely scratched A shame then but I hear good things about this author s other similar works Slither and Suelch I have a copy of John Halkin s Slither staring at me and I ll have to get around to reading that one some time soon I hope it will be better than Slime which while somewhat enjoyable failed to hit all the right notes I was hoping for


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    (PDF READ) [Slime by John Halkin] ✓ John Halkin There was an idyllic time when I enjoyed nothing than skulking about the local video store Video Villa with my pal The Gak and searching for the most preposterous and obscure crap we could get our hands on We can call these the formative years of whatever degree of ‘indie’ phase I might have gone through where nothing seemed s

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    (PDF READ) [Slime by John Halkin] ✓ John Halkin Free download ↠ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ´ John Halkin Definitely not a pulitzer prize winning novel but s fun 1950’s style creature horror story Great fun

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    (PDF READ) [Slime by John Halkin] ✓ John Halkin Slime started out promisingly with loads of action and grisly death scenes but the middle of the book becomes a bit bogged down by what only feels like filler It lost me a bit as a result although the hospital ward climax reinvigorated my interest It's excessively long at 252 pages and it has these annoying odd chapter breaks Some chapters are a page or less while others drone on for 30 pages Pacing as a result was a bit

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    (PDF READ) [Slime by John Halkin] ✓ John Halkin After a child washes up ashore interrupting the filming of a highly praised action series ‘The Chronicles of Gulliver’ it’s up to TV star Tim Ewing and his crew to figure out the true story behind the slaying More Brits eventually meet there untimely demise while submerged in water and it doesn’t take long for the government to authoritatively claim that a new shoal of Jellyfish are responsible for carnage and on

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